An ode to Motherhood!

One hungover morning, after one proseco far too many, I found myself trying to entertain my child by singing. It was as bad as you think, but I ended up penning these find words, which I dedicate to you and all the other Mummas out there!

img_8596 img_8595 img_8594

An Ode to Motherhood

Darling baby, i love you the most,

But can you just give me a minute to eat this toast!

You smile and you laugh and you’re so very bright, so why the f**k won’t you sleep through the night!

And the way you bite me and yank my hair,

Actually annoys me and yes I care.

And actually while we’re at it, when you scream like a fox,

It really makes me want to, climb into a box.

I love being with you, it’s always a thrill – but sometimes Mummy just wants to ‘Netflix & Chill’. 

So keep the vocals down and let me drink my wine, and I promise I’ll do more funny tummy time. 

Don’t take it the wrong way, you know I love you so…

but mummy needs her down time, she’s hungover today you know!

Don’t forget to LIKE us on Facebook  and subscribe to our monthly NEWSLETTER! Thanks xoxo

Share Button