One hungover morning, after one proseco far too many, I found myself trying to entertain my child by singing. It was as bad as you think, but I ended up penning these find words, which I dedicate to you and all the other Mummas out there!
An Ode to Motherhood
Darling baby, i love you the most,
But can you just give me a minute to eat this toast!
You smile and you laugh and you’re so very bright, so why the f**k won’t you sleep through the night!
And the way you bite me and yank my hair,
Actually annoys me and yes I care.
And actually while we’re at it, when you scream like a fox,
It really makes me want to, climb into a box.
I love being with you, it’s always a thrill – but sometimes Mummy just wants to ‘Netflix & Chill’.
So keep the vocals down and let me drink my wine, and I promise I’ll do more funny tummy time.
Don’t take it the wrong way, you know I love you so…
but mummy needs her down time, she’s hungover today you know!