Merry Kitsch-Mass

Merry Kitsch-Mass to you!


It’s Black Friday on 27 November – a day that has suddenly become a fixture on our calendars, and we’re not sure we like it – but we do know we love a good bargain, so we’ll go along with it for now!

And as you know, here at  Milk Drunk HQ, we like to be a little different. Give us an ounce of Katy Perry’s sunshine, throw in some Graham Norton cynicism and a drop of Hello Kitty, and we’re well away!

So we’ve picked out our favourite kitsch gifts – anyone who follows us on instagram will know we’re partial to cuteness! Prices are correct at time of going to ‘print’ but may well be cheaper in the Black Friday sale. Get those credit cards handy…

srocking © my 1st yearsFor baby’s first Christmas                                

Everyone has a stocking – but not everyone has a stocking with their name on it! Such a cute idea, and perfect for baby’s first Christmas and many more to come. From My 1st Years – £15


For Kids as Camp as Christmas

This is what kitsch-mass is all about! Be the best Auntie/Uncle to that special little girl, and to be fair boy, in your life with this fun Despicable Me fluffy unicorn backpack. Available Selfridges – £19.99


CoastersFor Doting Grandparents

What is it with Grandparents of today? All they want to do is take selfies and pictures of their grandchildren, tsk! If you’ve got an iGranny or iGrandad in your life, these personalised photo coasters might just be the answer. From  I Want One of Those – £6.99

For me please!

Baby Notes © SMythson

This will be a test to see if my husband reads my posts! As a Mum with never have enough time to a) remember cute things that happened and b) milestone events like the first tooth coming through, I feel that this is an essential. So, this year Santa, I’d rather like this Smythson leather notebook please! Baby Notes by Smythson – £45

Pugs © Mini RodiniFor Cheeky Girls

Not all girls were born to wear pink. Some were born with personality – and for them Mini Rodini was made. This adorable kitsch and cute pug dog print is the most fabulous dress any little girl could wish for. From Mini Rodini – £40

For Happy Feet

I find it comforting that Clarks Shoes were around when I was growing up and still are today for the next generation to love. And ‘for girls I’ve picked out this tomboy-chic dessert boots perfect for the cold days (£28) and for little boys, these cute teddy bear slippers for chilly nights (£14), both start from size 2 upwards. From Clarks

Shilo jack © Clarks copyLittle Moon © Clarks

(Left to right: teddy slippers and moon boots)


Mug cakes © Parkinson'sFor the Mary Berry in your life

It could be your BFF, sister or relative, we all know someone that loves to bake and this kitsch little cook book is a great gift for them. Better still, money raised helps find a cure for Parkinson’s – so it’s an all round fantastic buy. Mug Cakes Book from Parkinson’s Charity – £7.99

hat © jojoFor your little Pudding

Your little one will look back on Christmas photos in years to come and ask ‘why did my Mum dress me up as a Christmas pudding’ and you’ll be able to say ‘why not’! This gorgeous little winter warmer is everything you need! Christmas pudding hat from JoJo Maman Bebe – £12

For Fido

Pet tipi © noths

As they saying goes, a dog is not just for Christmas…  but it is most definitely for having fun with, and ‘h-e-l-l-o’ this tipi is so wrong, yet so right! For the pup who has everything, this is sure to be a hit, and need we mention it’s dam cute too! We always love Not on the High Street for their unusual collection of great gifts.  Not On The High Street – £54

KitFor new Mumma and Dadda’s

No more jellycat soothers or ‘Baby’s first Christmas’ gifts – please we beg you! Instead impress you friends who have just become parents, with this quirky cast making kit. Make a sculpture out of your baby’s tiny toes or wickle fingers, with this super thoughtful gift. From Precious Little One £11.73

For him indoors

The Fire TV Stick by Amazon is a present for your other half, that you get to benefit from too! Just plug the stick in to your TV, upstairs, downstairs in baby’s room and start streaming immediately. Fire Stick, Amazon – £34

Fire stick © Amazon

Well that’s it for now, but if I can think of anything else I’ll let you know. And if you were at a loose end as to what to get me, I don’t mind a popcorn making machine, or the new Apple iPhone watch, or a test drive in a Ferrari, or anything from Selfridges… you get the picture!

Merry Christmas one and all. x