In case you didn’t know, babies make the most extreme noises. They coo when they smile, they scream when they’re mad. This much I knew. What no one told me (thanks again NCT) was that they also fart and burp. Not only do they omit these noises, but they are so frigging loud you’ll think your partner has just let one go – but no – it’s actually your offspring, letting their spring off! It’s truly hilarious – you have been warned.