Newborn

Snot funny

Listen up, don’t become a parent if you can’t deal with grossness, because it’s about to become your new world. At first when Boo…

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Coos and Poos

In case you didn’t know, babies make the most extreme noises. They coo when they smile, they scream when they’re mad. This much I…

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P is for Paranoia

My boss warned me this might happen… motherhood paranoia. Is it just me, or have you discovered that this world is a episode of…

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It’s official

We made our baby official today and registered him. A monumental day I knew I would remember. I envisaged it to be a quaint…

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Bottling it

I tried breastfeeding I really tried. It wasn’t a pleasant experience and it didn’t release any happy hormones in me. My beautiful boobs were…

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