17 things that confirm your parent status

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parent status part one

As I sit here, baby drooling, bad film on TV and my Mac lighting up the room, I thought it was time to take a trip down memory lane to see how life has changed.

Gone are the days of party all night, sleep all day – festivals, shots and sexy underwear. Instead it’s hello milk stained bra – how many more days can I get out of you before washing?!

Still, it’s not all that bad is it? I mean, we get a little poo machine in return for the joys of parenthood!

Here’s a few then and now’s in my life – feel free to share any of your own…

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SINGLE LIFE
Twerking
Cellular phone
Party all night
Aldi
Pacha
Sodastream
#YOLO
Boyfriend
Topshop
Pepsi-Max
Bestival
Coachella
Gap Year
Peephole bra
Vodka Jelly
Sexy talk
Milk Thistle
PARENT LIFE
Swaddling
Cellular blanket
Up all night
Waitrose
Pacifier
Sudocrem
#LO
Husband
Charity shop
Maxi Cosi
Breasts are full
Nutella
Baby Gap
Peak-a-boo
Jellycat toys
Baby talk
Milk Drunk
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